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[garret_lab]

21 hours ago

 

Hi Donna, this is Boris volunteering w/ Beto O'Rourke's campaign for U.S. Senate. The election is in November and Beto is running for Senate against Ted Cruz. Can Beto O'Rourke count on your vote?

a minute ago

 

Hello Boris,,,, just letting you know that even if there was a meteor heading to Earth that was going to kill every human being and would seal our Doom as a race, on top of a bunch of magic unicorns jumping out of a UFO that just landed on the White House lawn to give us all space herpes, along with 10, 000 genetically altered alligators coming from the sea with lasers and missiles strapped on their backs, along with a thousand other woes in threats that were coming to eradicate us all, I would still never vote for Beto even if he was the last clinging hope to all life on Earth, Beto is nothing but a spoiled over privileged Bratz who's only contribution in life is being a fair judge of prison food.